Unintentional this time. A teenager I know was wailing over the uncertainties of life. One of his parents responded with the old saw, "The only certainties in this world are death and taxes."
There was rather a long pause before the teenager enquired, " Are you really telling me that before you die, everybody, and I mean everybody in the world, will take a taxi?"
We haven't stopped laughing yet.
Come on Ambridge! Reflect village life and put some humour in.
